Carey in the Community

A thick A4 envelope arrived in the post this morning. Inside was a magazine and a hand-written letter from Jon F, my former bridesman.

"Dearest,

Knowing as I do that Mariah Carey has inspired you since adolescence, I saw this and was struck that yet again the paths of your lives seem to have converged."

"Such a photoshoot would be a lovely way to capture you and Pete in the later stages of your pregnancy - what do you think?"

"I've marked my personal favourite on page 10."

"Yours ever, Jon Jon x"

I have booked the photographer.