Knowing as I do that Mariah Carey has inspired you since adolescence, I saw this and was struck that yet again the paths of your lives seem to have converged."
"Such a photoshoot would be a lovely way to capture you and Pete in the later stages of your pregnancy - what do you think?"
"I've marked my personal favourite on page 10."
"Yours ever, Jon Jon x"
I have booked the photographer.