Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Baby Blues

Off to Brighton for Lilley's stag do. A new discovery today: it's easier to lie about not drinking if you secretly buy a bottle of non-alcoholic lager, like Becks Blue, and hold it so no one can see the label.

The only drawback to this ingenious ploy is that you have to drink Becks Blue. I can only assume it is called this because after two sips you slip into a deep depression at the realisation you're going to spend the next eight months drinking carbonated urine.

I left the stag do early. I wasn't sure the presence of a pregnant woman was going to make the rest of the night go with that much of a swing.

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