My Dad appears to be getting increasingly excited about the new arrival.
To: Ellie
From: Dad
Subject: Where's my baybbeeeeeeeeeeee??????????????
Mum has lost the scan pic. Can you send it as an attachment? I think I can get jpeg and pdf. Hope you o.k.
June now eh? Here are the Test match Fixtures for June. Please arrange around these dates:
10:00 GMT | 11:00 Local
England v Sri Lanka at Lord's, 2nd Test - day 1
Sat Jun 4
10:00 GMT | 11:00 Local
England v Sri Lanka at Lord's, 2nd Test - day 2
- West Indies v India at Port of Spain, Only T20I
Sun Jun 5
10:00 GMT | 11:00 Local
England v Sri Lanka at Lord's, 2nd Test - day 3
[Continues for several pages]
Thu Jun 30
09:45 GMT | 10:45 Local
England Women v New Zealand Women at Derby, Women's One-Day Series in England
Much Love Daggggghhhhhhddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I might be shocked and dismayed by the emphasis Dad is placing on a sports tournament versus a huge life-changing event, if I hadn't last year received a similar email titled "Great news about wedddinge!!!!!" containing a list of all the World Cup fixtures.
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