Moving On Up

Pete's been so lovely since he found out I was pregnant. Attentive, considerate, always on-hand with a cup of tea or a bacon sandwich. It's like having a butler. Wish he'd stop moaning about the bow tie and tails though.

Today he came in and said, "I just want you to know that I am completely devoted to you. From now on, it is my job to do whatever you tell me to, without question."

"Oh darling," I said. "That's been your job for years. You just got a promotion."